Friday 16 September 2011

God's in Software Industry.....


Bramha            --    Systems Installation
Vishnu              --     Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi           --     Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati          --     Training and Knowledge Management
Krishna             --     SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Shiva                 --     DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesha            --     Quality Assuarance & Documentation
Narad                --      Data transfer
Yama                 --      Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta      --    IDP & Personal Records
Apsaras             --    Downloadable Viruses
Shakuni             --    Annual appraisal & Promotion
Valmiki              --   Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Yudhishthira     --    ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
Arjun                  --    Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
Abhimanyu       --    Trainee Programmer
Draupadi           --    Motivation & Team building
Rakshasas         --    In house Hackers
Lakshman         --    Support Software and Backup
Jatayu                --    Firewall
Dronacharya     --    System Programmer
Vishwamitra     --    Sr. Manager Projects
Karna                 --    Contract programmer
Gandhari           --    Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas   --    Microsoft Service Packs and patches

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