Bramha -- Systems Installation
Vishnu -- Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi -- Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati -- Training and Knowledge Management
Krishna -- SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Shiva -- DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesha -- Quality Assuarance & Documentation
Narad -- Data transfer
Yama -- Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta -- IDP & Personal Records
Apsaras -- Downloadable Viruses
Shakuni -- Annual appraisal & Promotion
Valmiki -- Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Yudhishthira -- ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
Arjun -- Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
Abhimanyu -- Trainee Programmer
Draupadi -- Motivation & Team building
Rakshasas -- In house Hackers
Lakshman -- Support Software and Backup
Jatayu -- Firewall
Dronacharya -- System Programmer
Vishwamitra -- Sr. Manager Projects
Karna -- Contract programmer
Gandhari -- Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas -- Microsoft Service Packs and patches
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