God's in Software Industry.....

Bramha            --    Systems Installation

Vishnu              --     Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi           --     Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati          --     Training and Knowledge Management

Krishna             --     SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Shiva                 --     DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesha            --     Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narad                --      Data transfer

Yama                 --      Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta      --    IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras             --    Downloadable Viruses

Shakuni             --    Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki              --   Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Yudhishthira     --    ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun                  --    Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu       --    Trainee Programmer

Draupadi           --    Motivation & Team building

Rakshasas         --    In house Hackers

Lakshman         --    Support Software and Backup

Jatayu                --    Firewall

Dronacharya     --    System Programmer

Vishwamitra     --    Sr. Manager Projects

Karna                 --    Contract programmer

Gandhari           --    Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas   --    Microsoft Service Packs and patches